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Why is a sinking ship like a from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.

When did the criminal get smartWhen the from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.

What kind of robbery is not dangerousA from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.

What is the difference between a thief from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

What diploma do criminals getThe third degree from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

If you crossed a gangster and a from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).

Who is the strongest thiefA shoplifter Criminal from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter.

What kind of thief steals meatA hamburglar from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar.

What hired killer never goes to jailThe from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.

How do bank robbers send messagesBy flee from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!

What did the burglar say to the from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ma'am.

Its a pity youve gone on hunger from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'

A boy is in a prison cell from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !

Policeman Did you know your vehicle was from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.

Detective Why did you dump those vegetables from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Detective How did you get into counterfeitingCriminal from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."

Detective Do you think I should put from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.

Criminal Why dont you hire these twins from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

Victim to mugger But my watch isnt from Flashcomment Criminal jokes Jokes
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.